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Michael: “What the hell is ‘v-a-j’?”

Me: “Stop playing dumb, you can’t expect a five-year-old to be a perfect speller. Obviously, she’s asking for some old vadge.”

Michael: “I’m really disappointed in that spelling.”

Me: “Frankly, I’d always thought fresh was preferred. I’m just relieved to discover there’s a market for the well-seasoned vadge. Tick-tock, eh?”

Five-year-old: “Dada, don’t forget the olive oil!”

Me: “Well that’s a letdown. You know what I bet sautées really beautifully in a little olive oil?”

Michael: “Right. So near the salmon or the cheeses, then?”

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