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  • Tracy

    August 1, 2008 at 12:00 pm

    I particularly enjoyed this line on Mel Gibson:

    “Despite mixed critical reviews, The Passion earned Icon, and by extension Gibson, more than $600,000,000 worldwide, which is the largest anyone has ever profited off Jesus. Eat your heart out, Creed.”

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  • Tracy

    August 1, 2008 at 12:04 pm

    Or this on Flavor Flav:

    “Flav’s playful, light-hearted spirit, which made him popular in hip-hop for so long, has not reached quite the same level of popularity among the children who are now forced to live with both financial difficulty and a genetic predisposition to look and act like Flavor Flav. While Flav has been more than willing to impregnate women, he reportedly has not paid child support for some or all of these children, many of whom are in need of financial assistance for their health and education. Yeeeaaaaahh, boyyyyyyyyyy!”

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