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Winter, you’re dead to me: It’s Opening Day

Hot on the heels of daffodil explosions and everybody’s favorite crucifixion, it’s MLB Opening Day! And while it may be sleeting like all suck in Seattle, Opening Day means one thing: six glorious months of elation, disappointment, and beer and nachos at Safeco Field. In related media, Sunday’s special NYTimes section gave the Mariners crossed-fingers-and-toes…

Consumption Junction

Screw the surge: if we’re serious about eradicating the insurgents, we will immediately decommission all U.S. military facilities in Iraq. And repurpose them into DAY CARE CENTERS. Because as the past two weeks of unintentional research has learned me, there is no more powerful biological weapon than a sick day-care kid. I’ve never visited one…